Because none of you know me in real life so you can't treat me like a leper:
MOTHER. FUCKING. BED BUGS.
fighting with my landlord to get an exterminator to check things out. I can't find a bug, but I got the bites all over me and a stain on my sheets.
Today I learned I have 9 garbage bags of fabrics. And because this fucking apartment building doesn't have enough washers and driers, I get a whole 4.5 hour block a week to do laundry in. Fuck that, I'm going to a laundromat tomorrow.
However, I probably won't have to worry about unpacking half those textiles, because I just applied for an internal job in another city and everyone is acting like I've already got it, so I should be out of here by the end of the summer.
EVERYBODY BE LEAVIN' U
So, my peeps, tell me your favourite tumblrs! The hardest thing about tumblr for me is finding new people to follow. Oh, and how everyone reblogs everyone else so I get the same damn post multiple times in a row on my dash, but eh.
So the Warlords of Draenor announcement was just kind of like a balloon deflating for me. I was so excited at the likelihood of getting Sargeras or Azshara next, and then...orcs. Time travelling orcs. Time travelling orcs that invalidate every storyline in this series I love.
I'm just done. I've stopped caring recently anyway - I haven't even done LFR Garrosh yet because I'm waiting for WoW Insider's 5 Second boss guides. I guess I'll do that and unsub until my nelfs actually get to do stuff.
So I have no idea what my new timesink should be. I need a story and a fandom to sink my teeth into, and the other MMOs don't really have that. I do want to upgrade my potato so I can Dragon Age 2 and Skyrim with mods. I tried the DA2 demo, it was like a cross between a PS1 and Dreamcast game with lag.
I'm pretty sure I could ship Tyrande/Vol'jin based off of their interaction at the gates of Orgrimmar alone. The way Vol'jin says her name - so dreamy. I've shipped on less! Besides, I'm sure *he* doesn't have a nasty habit of going AWOL for millennia...
That moment when you find out one of your small fandoms now has a category on AO3 and it's all fics by the same author...in Russian.
Can I have one, just one fic where instead of Tony breaking up with Pepper because he has hot hot chemistry with Steve and her being okay with that or pushed off to the side, Tony breaks up with Steve because he realizes Pepper really is the one for him and he and Steve go back to just being bros? Of course I can't, because that would get in the way of all the mansmut.
But seriously, the lack of quality Tony/Pepper compared to Tony/Steve is getting to me to the point where I just want to punch Cap in the face because he feels like a homewrecker.
Also, can we mix our het and slash pairings please? Got Tony/Steve as your main pairing? Well of course we must also do Clint/Coulson, Thor/Loki and no Bruce because there's no other men left to pair him off with! Tony/Pepper? Well of course our other pairings must be Clint/Natasha and Thor/Jane and Darcy/Coulson! Because I would read the shit out of a Tony/Pepper and Bruce/Coulson double date fic.
I feel like after the most recent episode of Vikings and seeing the latest Drizzt graphic novel that all my ships are continually being sunk and I'm going to go grab a pint of ice cream and cry over my favourite fanfics because I never get stuff in canon.