Orlando Bloom gets to look funny and drink milk in The Calcium Kid.
Sean Astin gets to have his ass slapped by a gay character in 50 First Dates.
Dude, he gets to have the worst accent ever. And he gets to look like a stupid, hunchbacked monk (ooops, friar :P). But at least he gets some in this movie. Unlike in RotK. Stupid cutting out of Houses of Healing.